Bands (In My Opinion)

1. The Beatles
2. The Stone Roses
3. Oasis
4. Primal Scream
5. The Music

Pizza's

1. Pizza Hut
2. Chicago Town
3. Goodfella's
4. Pizza Express
5. Papa John's

Modes Of Transport

1. Car
2. Tram (Metrolink)
3. Plane
4. Boat
5. Train

Reasons To Hate Pop Music

1. Cloning
2. Destruction of Classic songs
3. Simon Cowell
4. Indoctrination
5. Retards

Explosions

1. Supernova
2. Asteroid Impact
3. Krakatoa
4. H-Bomb
5. Nagasaki

Guitars (In My Opinion)

1. Gretsch White Falcon II
2. Fender Jaguar
3. Fender Stratocaster
4. Gibson Les Paul
5. Ibanez K7

Coastal Towns

1. Bournemouth
2. Blackpool
3. Liverpool
4. Brighton
5. Prestatyn (sympathy vote)

Silly Place Names

1. Wankendorf (Germany)
2. Cunt (Spain)
3. Tittybong (Australia)
4. LLanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales)
5. Brown Willy (Cornwall, England)